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John
Terry says he is looking forward to lifting the European Championship trophy
this summer, regardless of who wins it.
Busy day
for John Terry. After the bus parade he's changing into a cricket kit and
heading up to Lord's in case England beat West Indies.
Contemplating
doing a John Terry by wearing my running gear near the Great Manchester Run
finish-line and pretending I won.
John
Terry's trial has been set for after the Euro 2012 final. That's ridiculous.
They should have set it for after the quarter-finals.
Breaking
News: Chelsea fans have signed a one-year extension to remain at the club after
being strongly linked to Man City.
Chelsea
have had to cancel today's parade after they realised that the bus they planned
to use is still parked in Munich.
John
Terry must be the fastest guy in changing clothes. He had a lot of practice
when he rushed to Wayne Bridge's house before he came home.
How many
Chelsea players does it take to change a lightbulb? 2. One to do all the work,
and John Terry to take the credit for it afterwards
The
awkward moment when your wife gives birth just as John Terry walks into the
room followed closely by Geoff Shreeves.
A team
full of Germans and they let a Dutchman take the penalty! Have they never
watched football before?
My wife
has just given birth. 9 months pregnant, 32 hours in labour and up pops John
Terry to cut the cord!
Chelsea's
open-top bus will go back to being a normal coach by as early as next week.
Just like Roberto Di Matteo
John
Terry is the most unpopular man in football. The second is the daft cunt who
shouts "give me a B" at Borussia Mônchengladbach games.
If Joey
Barton wants to rehabilitate his image, he should punch John Terry in the face.
Everyone would love him then.
Now I
understand why it took Wayne Bridge so long to catch John Terry, the man took
five seconds to change from suit to kit.
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